Unlucky Amusement

I... am cursed. Because my day today was horrible. Lemme tell you about it.

We were going to this amusement park today, and I thought it was going to be a blast! Well, guess what? It wasn't... ._."

It was pouring at like, a billion gallons a second, so we were forced to go in. And then we saw this ride, and we went in line, and waited for like an hour. Then we went on the ride, and all we did was shoot red dots with a gun while sitting in this cart, and it barely lasted five minutes.

And we went out, and there wasn't any rain. Well, not much. Just a little drizzle. So we walked around, and almost all the rides sucked.

We walked for a bit, and then there was this roller coaster thingy. It wasn't the best, but good enough.

So we ran for the line, and it turns out that we were first. Then we found out that they were testing the roller coaster, because it just finished raining. So we waited. For over an hour. And then we got impatient and walked away, and a minute after that, the ride was open.

I was pissed. Seriously. I think that the God of Luck has something against me today.

And we ate lunch after that, and the rice was all burnt, the chicken had all these pieces of bone stuck in them, and the bok choy was bitterish. But I liked the orange juice!

Then there was this ride that was like sixty meters/feet high, and the line was short. My cousin and I got in the line, but right before our turn, I had to poo. So I went to the bathroom, with those holes in the ground, and then when I finished pooing, it turns out that my cousin was done with the ride. Without me.

And then we went for this other roller coaster, and I slipped on the way. There's this stain on my white pants, right where the butt is, and then my arm was like, red. After I washed the debri. And then I slipped again! And had to walk back to the water fountain. Nice, eh?

But then the rest of the day was decent.

We went on this fast roller coaster, which was fun, then we rode on this water ride twice, and I was soaked, and then we went on this spinny ride that makes us go upside down, and we rode another one that tosses us high in the air and spins us there. So all was good.

And then after we finished the rides, we went to watch this show. A part of it was boring, but most of it was really cool! I was jealous. The women who were performing were so skinny! O.O

THEN we went back to the hotel, and my stomach started hurting. And then we went to eat dinner with my dad's friend's wife and her kid, and he's thirteen. And big. And scary. And clings onto his game boy, so that wasn't a very pleasant of an experience.

And my stomach still hurts, sadly. ._."

All in all, it was a bad day.